Beautiful Crazy Thing

I WOKE UP NAKED ON THE FLOOR
IN A HOTEL ROOM YOU PAID FOR
YOU SMASHED A BOTTLE ON THE WALL
YOU THREW MY CLOTHES OUT IN THE HALL

WE SET THE BED ON FIRE AGAIN
WE TORE THE SHEETS YOU RIPPED MY SKIN
YOU LIKE IT WILD YOU LIKE IT ROUGH
BUT HE DON’T LIKE THAT KINKY STUFF

YOU’LL BE HIS SWEET SUBURBAN QUEEN
NO MORE SWINGING PARTY SCENE
SOLD YOUR SOUL FOR A BIG ASS DIAMOND RING
WHAT YOU GONNA DO… YOU BEAUTIFUL CRAZY THING
WHAT YOU GONNA DO… YOU BEAUTIFUL CRAZY THING

HE SNIFFED YOUR SKIRT AND HE CAUGHT MY SCENT
HE HOPES YOUR SHAME WILL MAKE IT END
IT’S LIKE YOU WANTED HIM TO KNOW
A PART OF YOU HE’LL NEVER OWN

LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU BEEN LOVIN’
AND THE GROWING NUMBER OF EM
WHAT YOU GONNA DO… YOU BEAUTFUL CRAZY THING

YOUR LYING EYES GOT HIM PLAYED
YOUR PRETTY BODY GOT HIM SWAYED
YOUR WEDDING DAY IS COMING UP
WILL THERE BE LOVE OR CRAZINESS?

AREN’T YOU GONNA MISS THE PEOPLE YOU BEEN LOVIN’
AND THE GROWING NUMBER OF ‘EM
WHAT YOU GONNA DO… YOU BEAUTIFUL CRAZY THING

@Ben Mason 2025

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